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How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:58

How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

It you answered ‘curly’ to question #1

OK, 3 things

You. Have. Curly. Hair.

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

2 things:

When do you detangle/brush it?

#3 was really rhetorical. You can't hate what your hair is and simultaneously wish for it to be moreso.

Was there any slavery of white people that actually compares to the transatlantic slave trade? I’m not baiting or anything actually genuinely curious and want to know.

If you answered ‘dry’ to question #2 this is why your hair looks the way you describe it.

Stop brushing your hair dry and treat it the way curly hair needs to be treated, with moisture, cool water, dignity and respect.

what does your hair look like after you wash it?

What are some alternatives to noise canceling headphones for sleeping on airplanes and in noisy environments?

Then, you can go about finding ways to straighten it, otherwise, you'll just hate that too

How do you claim to have ‘poofy’ hair and yet still wish to add volume?